Congrats to Joe -- this year's ETFL Champion. It was truly a well earned win, and we were all severely humbled by Ja'Marr Chase. It's Joe's 2nd championship title with his last win going back to 2013. I wanted to take a short second to…

First off, I'm apologizing for not getting out the last few weeks of Recaps and Power rankings. I've still been keeping up with recording our data for my own sake, but haven't had the time or energy to keep up with the writing. It takes me…

What a garbage week. The Jags clowned the Bills 9-6, the Rams got man-handled by the Henry-less Titans, the Cowboys fell apart to the Broncos, the Chiefs got lucky as hell and won against the Rodgers-less Packers, the Browns bent over the…

The Detroit Lions are the lone winless team in the NFL, and Scott is the sole lossless team in ETFL. My tinfoil hat theory is that they are inexplicably tied in some Interstellar type wormhole of spacetime and Hans Zimmer's soundtrack. I…

7 teams are at 2-3. This is by far the longest into the season that the 10th place team technically has an equal chance to be in the playoffs as the 4th place team. As much as we don't want to admit it gents, we are being overtaken by a…

Welp, RIP to John Gruden. My prevailing tinfoil hat theory is that someone on the Chiefs has been holding onto these emails for a long time, and just waited for the right time to drop them. Turns out the Chiefs might not be so great, and…

No time for write up this week sorry Overall Wins Points by Week Individual Notes

We're through week 3 and things are starting to shape out. The season is far from over, winners will be made, losers will lose (looking at myself, Chu, and Joe -- not Jordan because of his obvious greatness though). It would be unfortunate…

Remember when everyone was hyped about this incoming class of QBs? Yeah so do I. So far, the only one who's truly effective is Trey Lance, and that's only on direct snaps at the 1 yard line. I'm almost convinced Matt Nagy torpedoed Justin…

Welp, we're thru week 2 and I've spent 79% of my FAAB. That bodes well. David's comeback on Monday with Aaron Jones somehow trouncing Derrick Henry's insane week 2 output was pretty impressive to watch. Poor Josh. Maybe my 5-9 prediction…

Week 2 saw a number of injuries that will have to be monitored across the week. CHI fans cheered as that Orange Bristle Brush of a QB got injured and gave the chance to the rookie Fields take the...well field. Did anyone else love watching…

Like I said -- we're back boys! I blew over 50% of my FAAB on a Shanahan 6th Round RB. 0RB draft really makes you do some wild things. Power rankings model will shake out a little more as the wins separate, so they're pretty close to the…

We're finally back. Real football is back in session without a barrage of Covid related contingency plans, locker rooms infested with the virus, and cardboard cutouts of fans at games. Vegas and LA had fans in their stadiums for the first…