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Power Rankings Thru Week 5 - The Great Equality

7 teams are at 2-3. This is by far the longest into the season that the 10th place team technically has an equal chance to be in the playoffs as the 4th place team. As much as we don't want to admit it gents, we are being overtaken by a ruling class -- and by ruling class, I mean Scott's team. It's time for us to unite as one, and seize the means of production -- you have nothing to lose but your chains.

Woah that's weird, how did this get in here?

Stat of the week: Joe set this season's single week record at 210.92. His score was 4th all time in a single week.

RankTeamDeltaScore
1Scott-41.86
2David-37.57
3Brett-34.86
4Boyer+128.71
5Chu-126.86
6Joe+221.29
7Will+220.86
8Jordan+218.14
9Mike-215.86
10Josh-415.43

Optimal Points %

Please note, I'm adding a new section this week. I've been keeping track of everyone's max scoring potential week to week. Basically it's your optimal scoring total if you started exactly the highest scoring guys on your team. See below:

Overall Wins

Overall wins are calculated to show if you played every team every week.

S-tier: David (33-12), Scott (32-13)
A-tier: Chu (26-19), Boyer (26-19)
B-tier: Brett (25-20), Joe (24-21)
C-tier: Josh (22-23)
D-tier: Jordan (14-31)
F-tier: Mike (12-33), Jordan (7-20)

Points by Week

Individual Notes

Scott: Time to distribute the wealth. Plz homie. You're killing us. $47 seemed a lot for Toney, but who am I to judge you at this point. David: You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Be. Good. STOP THE COUNT. Joe: What a jump dude. And without Mixon. Would have easily taken the single week record if he was healthy.
Brett: The name change hasn't cursed you...yet. Chu: I said you should make moves. You ignored me completely. This was the right decision. Josh: You know how we only remember Chumbawumba because of "I Get Knocked Down"? -- Henry is your one hit wonder. Boyer: Flying in the tradition of a name curse by the weekly name change insult. I love it, keep it up. Will: I may or may not be higher because I don't have a kicker when these rankings are calculated. I definitely don't do this on purpose. Jordan: The quickest way to achieve greatness is to first achieve goodness. You're on your way. Mike: I scored enough to only beat one team last week. That team happened to be you. Unfortunately in this league you can't trade draft picks -- or perhaps we've never tried.

I hate all of you. ❤️