The Detroit Lions are the lone winless team in the NFL, and Scott is the sole lossless team in ETFL. My tinfoil hat theory is that they are inexplicably tied in some Interstellar type wormhole of spacetime and Hans Zimmer's soundtrack.

I want to say that this is the week Scott is getting his loss, and the Lions are getting their win, but the Lions are playing the Rams, and Scott is playing me. Maybe next week I'll plan a better Trumpian-Level Leap of Logic to Leverage myself into a win. Notice the aLLiteration trying to wiLL an L into existence. Just put it in the ether right Josh?

The Jags got their first win across the pond, which means it doesn't count as it wasn't on American soil. Their record is actually 0.5 - 5.5. My favorite part of the London games is watching whoever we sent to sing the national anthem standing far above the entire Tottenham Hotspur stadium reminding them they lost the war 250 years ago. Get fucked Brits.

Now to our league:

I was the high score of the week at 196.46, and tied the league record for Most TDs (Single Week) at 15. This is actually pretty significant. I set this record in 2013 when we had 2 WR spots and no Super Flex. That lineup included Peyton Manning (7 TDs), Adrian Peterson (3 TDs), Demaryius Thomas, (2 TDs), Vernon Davis (2 TDs), and Marques Colston (1 TD). And it was against Scott.

Scott's team is in absolute kill mode and he's not likely to let off the gas soon. His weekly average of 161.17 is 10 whole points above the next highest team which is Joe at 151.

Scores across the board were lower than average this week, and were closer to the average we saw Week 1. Do better boys. Although, week 7 is the largest bye week this season with 6 NFL teams out on bye. Hope your benches are strong.

Week 6 Perfect Lineup:
QB: Kyler Murray (Will, 29.18pts)
WR: CeeDee Lamb (Will, 32.6pts)
WR: Cooper Kupp (Scott, 30.5pts)
WR: Adam Thielen (Mike, 25.3pts)
RB: Derrick Henry (Josh, 35.6pts)
RB: Jonathan Taylor (Chu, 29.3pts)
TE: Noah Fant (Boyer, 20.2pts)
WRT: Leonard Fournette (David 27.7pts)
QWRT: Josh Allen (Joe 28.66pts)
K: Matthew Wright (FA, 16.7pts)
DEF: LA Rams (Boyer, 20pts)

Total: 295.74pts

Week 6 Matchup of the Week (Will v Scott):

It feels like stroking my ego writing myself into matchup of the week, but on paper it's the highest projected matchup, and who wouldn't want to see Scott get his first loss.

My biased opinion:
QB: Murray/Fields v Jackson/Hurts -- This is easily Jackson/Hurts. It sucks to see how badly PHI is using Hurts, but he's miles above Fields.
RB: Henderson/Hubbard v Sanders/Gordon -- Hard bias to Henderson/Hubbard. Matt Thule said he wants to run Hubbards legs into the ground like he did with CMC, which is great news for me until it isn't.
WR: Hill/AB/Waddle v Kupp/Brown/Sutton -- This is a pretty even matchup here. The Brown/Jackson stack for Scott has some appeal, but all three of my guys can go off at any moment. But so can Kupp.
TE: Kelce v Henry -- I'm gonna go rogue and say...no, it's obviously Kelce. Even my bias can't logic my way out of this.
WRT: Patterson v Conner -- This could be interesting, because Patterson is having a career year at 30 years old, and Conner will likely be used to run out the clock on Hou. I'll give this to myself cause why not.
K: *jerk off motion*
D: I've been streaming D, and Scott seems to be sticking with SF. Probably give this to SF.

Final thought: I need some massive +EV performances to beat Scott, and I might have blown my wad on David. I'll do my best boys. I know you're all rooting for me thank you very much.

Betting line: Scott (-3) not biased whatsoever

Note: I'm 6-0 on Matchup of the Week previews.

Good luck in Week 7 boys. Full power rankings will be out tomorrow.