What a garbage week. The Jags clowned the Bills 9-6, the Rams got man-handled by the Henry-less Titans, the Cowboys fell apart to the Broncos, the Chiefs got lucky as hell and won against the Rodgers-less Packers, the Browns bent over the Bengals, and the Bears almost beat the Steelers. I bet a lot of Survival Pick Em leagues got screwed.

On the whole, our league's average score was the lowest all season by about 30 points, and Mike was the high point at 132.64. Fucking gross.

If it weren't for the off-field drama in the league, including OBJ and Rodgers, this would absolutely be a week to forget. I still would like to forget it.

On the upside, I won $130 on Fan Duel last night placing 3rd out of 6,600 entries, so I've got that going for me.

Now to our league:

New record was set two weeks ago when I started 5 RBs at 447 yards in a single week. Good luck beating that one. I admit I cheated the system. Although it's not my fault Cordarelle Patterson (undrafted btw) is the RB7 on the whole year, and is listed as WR as well.

Scott finally got his first loss two weeks ago at the hands of David. Although it doesn't seem to matter. Joe is creeping up week by week challenging for most points, and it could be very close by the end of the year. He's pretty hot right now on a 5 game win streak.

Highest points in loss:
Chu: 129.58

Lowest points in win:
Brett: 109.8

Biggest Blowout:
Joe over Will: 21.44

Narrow Victory:
Mike over Chu: 3.06

Week 9 Lineup Efficiency (Score/Optimal Score):

Will: 91.9% (102.48/111.48)
Brett: 89.8% (109.8/122.3)
Chu: 89.8% (129.58/144.34)
Boyer: 89.5% (109.84/122.72)
Jordan: 87.1% (112.9/129.6)
Mike: 86.7% (132.64/152.94)
Josh: 85.1% (100.86/118.56)
Joe: 84.7% (123.92/146.26)
David: 82.8% (102.28/123.58)
Scott: 74.6% (129.86/174.16)

Week 9 Perfect Lineup:
QB: Lamar Jackson (Scott, 32.32pts)
WR: Elijah Moore (FA, 23.9pts)
WR: DeVonta Smith (Joe, 21.1pts)
WR: Olamide Zaccheaus (FA, 19.3pts)
RB: James Conner (Scott, 37.8pts)
RB: Jonathan Taylor (Chu, 36pts)
TE: Pat Friermuth (FA, 18.8pts)
WRT: Nick Chubb (Mike 30.3pts)
QWRT: Justin Herbert (Boyer, 29.52pts)
K: Chris Boswell (FA, 14.6)
DEF: New England (Mike, 23pts)

Total: 286.64pts

Good luck in Week 10 boys. Full power rankings will be out tomorrow.