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Week 7 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 25, 2023 · will carter
QBs in Week 7 that had 4 total TDs: Mahomes, Allen...Minshew QBs in Week 7 that outscored Herbert or Tua: Bagent, Ridder, Dobbs, Mac Jones, TYROD TAYLOR Turns out all the 49ers needed me to do was slobber on them, and they shit the bed.…
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Week 6 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 18, 2023 · will carter
What an awful week to be a football fan. Injuries, upsets, and boring ass games. Remember what I said about the 49ers being the best fucking team in football last week? This week's Script was written with AI during the writer's strike…
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Week 5 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 11, 2023 · will carter
The all IR team is looking pretty 🔥atm. QB: ARich RB: Chubb RB: 4chan WR: JJ WR: Diontae WR: Mike Williams TE: Dulcich WRT: Conner QWRT: Rodgers Fields and Moore showed up. Big time. Brett's been a believer of this duo since 2003 so props…
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Week 4 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 4, 2023 · will carter
The Giants are a god awful excuse for a football team. If I have to watch them on primetime again I'm gonna rip my eyes out. Jags and Falcons in London in Disneyvision (which was hot ass garbage) went exactly as expected. Bills almost put…
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Head to Head Matchup Data
oct 3, 2023 · will carter
I've been so curious about this for so long. Finally I've found an easy way to get this data, and I've compiled it into a sortable sheet, which for me is stupid fun. Here's the link to the full sheet if you wanna explore it yourself. I've…
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Week 3 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 27, 2023 · will carter
God damn that was a good fantasy game if you had Tua, Tyreek, Mostert, Achane, and even fucking Mike White got in on it. The Gayest kicker in the league broke an NFL record and kicked 4 50+ yd field goals, but it wasn't for the Rams :(…
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Week 2 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 20, 2023 · will carter
Woof. Hold on to your ligaments boys, we're in for a rough ride. Chubb, Saquon, Montgomery, Waddle, Richardson, Burrow, Davante all out ranging from season/career, to concussion protocol. If we weren't all so good at the RB lottery ticket…
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Week 1 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 13, 2023 · will carter
Football is finally back. The hope of the preseason and draft is replaced by reality and shock and awe of week 1. Some big injuries are already plaguing the league. Rodgers going down after 4 plays on MNF tops the list, followed by J.K.…
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Team Name Grades
aug 29, 2023 · will carter
Sure, draft good players, that's a priority. But, we're all aware of how a team name can strike fear into the hearts of your opponent, making them stumble lineup decisions, and fall victim to you and your wit. Here's this year's grades.…