Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
The Giants are a god awful excuse for a football team. If I have to watch them on primetime again I'm gonna rip my eyes out.
Jags and Falcons in London in Disneyvision (which was hot ass garbage) went exactly as expected.
Bills almost put up a 50 bomb on the Dolphins to prove that they got the biggest dick in the NFL this year. David you, again, were wholeheartedly wrong about the Bills this year.
The rookie quarterback replacements O'Connell and DTR were also hot garbage, and also no one cared.
The Chiefs almost lost...to the Jets. If they started the season losing to the Lions and the Jets, well it ain't looking amazing.
49ers are unstoppable. It'll be a great matchup in primetime against the Cowboys this week.
The Bengals blow. Burrow playing through injury and taking the whole team down with him is painful to watch.
Fun fact: Tua is the only QB who's finished in the top 3 in multiple weeks this season. Unrelated: I also love this kid.
League Recap
The Monday Night sweat for 3 matchups depending on the worst game of the season was so awful to watch. Fantasy football is dumb and no one should play it.
After putting up the league record week, Scott faced the only team he could've beat this week. Again, fantasy football is dumb and no one should play it.
I'm working hard on consolidating all our records and history, so look for some more content coming out on that in the next few weeks.
Last Week's MoTW Winner: Scott, well covered -3 spread, my picks: 3-0
This Week's Matchup of the Week: Josh (3-1) vs Scott (4-0)
Last week - "Scott won't put up 228 every week" -- Narrator: he didn't.
Josh will know his fate by 5:30 on Sunday. I always hate that. He will be 3-2 after this week. Sorry bud.
Power Rankings
| Rank | Team | Change | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Scott | - | 3 |
| 2 | Josh | - | 3 |
| 3 | David | +1 | - |
| 4 | Boyer | -1 | - |
| 5 | Jordan | +2 | - |
| 6 | Mike | - | 2 |
| 7 | Joe | +1 | - |
| 8 | Chu | +2 | - |
| 9 | Will | -4 | - |
| 10 | Brett | -1 | - |
Team Notes:
Scott: Still undefeated. Hard to see who's gonna take that from you.
Josh: You'd gain a lot of credibility if you beat Scott this week.
David: You got one! Good for you buddy! And you beat Josh which makes you King Jew!
Boyer: Hey we all have bad weeks. It's a good thing you get to start over and try to get a win with *checks notes* Ryan Tannehill. I definitely didn't pick up every QB I could muster on my roster to make that happen. :)
Jordan: The Chiefs actually using Pacheco is huge. The rest of your team is meh. 2-2 makes sense.
Mike: When your receivers click you are pretty formidable. That's not super dependable. 2-2 makes sense.
Joe: Congrats on the baby. You're in for a world of shit. Literally.
Chu: If Taylor actually comes back, you got a scary looking team. McCaffrey can't be stopped.
Will: I consider my loss to Joe a baby gift. It won't be happening again. Baby being born years are terrible for fantasy. I think Boyer quit. I don't know Scott's girl's ages, but I wouldn't be surprised if it lines up.
Brett: 0.3 wins are wins. You take em when you get em. I take full credit for your win telling you to start Myers. Look at that guys I'm actually 3-2.
This Week by the Numbers:
Highest Scorer:
Brett: 160.68
Highest points in loss:
Chu: 160.38
Biggest blowout:
David over Josh: +34.4
Overachiever (score, projection):
Chu: +36.99 (160.38, 123.39)
Lowest Scorer:
Boyer: 97.44
Lowest points in win:
Scott: 121.32
Narrow victory:
Joe over Will: +0.18
Underperformer (score, projection):
Boyer: -33.39 (97.44, 130.83)
Overall Wins (if you played every team every week):
Reminder why this is important: This removes the luck of matchups from the standings. You can see where you actually would stand if the arbitrary schedule were removed and you played everyone.
| # | Name | Wins | Losses |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | David | 26 | 10 |
| 2 | Scott | 25 | 11 |
| 3 | Boyer | 20 | 16 |
| 4 | Josh | 17 | 19 |
| 5 | Chu | 16 | 20 |
| 5 | Joe | 16 | 20 |
| 7 | Will | 15 | 21 |
| 7 | Mike | 15 | 21 |
| 7 | Jordan | 15 | 21 |
| 7 | Brett | 15 | 21 |
Team points by Week:
This week's perfect lineup: Italics = not started or FA
| Pos | Name | Points | Owner |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen | 39.1 | Joe |
| WR | AJ Brown | 37 | Mike |
| WR | Nico Collins | 35.3 | Will |
| WR | Stefon Diggs | 34 | Josh |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey | 46.2 | Chu |
| RB | David Montgomery | 34.1 | Brett |
| TE | Cole Kmet | 24.1 | Chu |
| WRT | Puka Nacua | 29.8 | Will |
| QWRT | Justin Fields | 46.2 | Brett |
| K | Jake Elliot | 19.8 | Chu |
| DEF | Seattle | 34 | FA |
| Total: | 378.6 |