If we thought last week was bad, the fantasy gods took a look and said, "hold my beer." Across the league, this was the lowest average scoring week by 6 points. Joe and Chu had the highest total matchup of the week. Who saw that coming? Definitely not me. I feel bad for Chu, his overall wins this week would put him at 6-3, but he happened to run into Joe, who topped the week for the league.

Josh is on a roll right now. I had his team note planned in my head until Monday night, "he's still the streak breaker because he broke his own streak." But, I can save that one for another day. He's got 3 wins in a row against undefeated teams. He's getting hot at the right time. He's 3-0 in the last 3 weeks, and I'm 0-3. Coincidence? Yeah, probably, but I'll find meaning in anything. Please lose this week Josh.

Maybe it's just because my team has shit the bed 3 weeks in a row, but is anyone else feeling kinda "meh" about the season? We're 6 weeks in and the waiver wire is a ghost town, which makes Tuesdays feel unimportant. I appreciate the fact that we took the consideration of COVID into the season to adjust rosters for the better, but it almost made some aspects uncompetitive. That's not to say that the waivers haven't been competitive, in fact up until this week we've spent like normal, if not more than normal, but we've spent it on players who in a normal season aren't worth half the value we've assigned them. Fuck this year basically. #thanksObama.

Stat of the week: There is 292 fantasy points separating Scott in first and Chu in last. That might be the widest gap we've ever seen.

Matchup of the week: Browntown (5-1) vs A Few DangerRuss Men (5-1)

Thanks to the StreakBreaker, both teams were handed their first loss. Scott's team total had a bit of a correction, but you can largely chalk that up to bye week. With his team at full strength, and even without a kicker at the time of this writing, he's projected at ~153. Depending on who he picks up, he could be sitting at close to 160 projected on the week. Watch the fuck out Mike.

Mike is opting to sit the "average as buttered Wonderbread" Jared Goff, which is probably a good decision as he's facing the Bears. He's got both Kamara and Jones this week, who both have plus matchups. Wentz plays Thursday against the Giants, which could be hot early, and then probably a run-out-the-clock situation, capping his upside.

For Scott's team, the Bucs slowed A-Rod enough last week to show he can be beaten, but Scott's team is nasty. Here are his ranks for the top player at each offensive position: Wilson QB1, Hill WR9, Henry RB2, Waller TE5. Thomas would be higher if not for his injury, so watch him slot into the top 5 for the next few weeks. Josh caught Scott off guard, but look for a rebound here. I think he takes Mike out handily.

Overall Wins

Overall wins are calculated to show if you played every team every week.

S-tier: Scott (41-13), Mike (39-15)
A-tier: Raj (32-22), Josh (31-23)
B-tier: Brett (27-27)
C-tier: Will (25-29), Joe (23-31)
D-tier: Boyer (21-33), Jordan (19-35)
Z-tier: Chu (12-42)

Points by Week

Individual Notes

Scott: See above. Man is a whirlwind. May the fantasy gods bless your ACLs, and hope that none of your players get COVID, or caught with weed.
Mike: Probably the only weak point is at QB. And that's only relative to the rest of his players. Some great matchups this week should rebound from Week 5.
Raj: Has been holding strong without McCaffrey. Tied at 5-1 in his first year in the league. Is this legal? Maybe we let David Galant take his place.
Will: Zeke is a RB1/2 without Dak. He can't hold onto the ball to save his life this year and defenses know it. QBs are a crapshoot. WRs are the only spotlight. Koo just passed Chubb on the fantasy points on the year.
Brett: Some savvy trades put him in a good position. Adams is back, and Tua will be starting after the bye. He's in a position to take over the #3 spot in the league.
Josh: S T R E A K B R E A K E R. Bye week hell, but facing Boyer. 5-2 incoming.
Joe: Had a pop last week, but is starting Daniel Jones this week. This is exactly what I mean about the waivers. Gibson is on pace for 649 yds rushing.
Boyer: We'll see how Bell on the Chiefs affects CEH. Boston Scott taking over for Sanders won't be a game changer, but a good move to have. Josh gonna make this interesting.
Jordan: Looking much more competitive after trades. Great matchups across the board. Dalton is a major downgrade from Dak, but he's playing Football Team this week. (fucking love writing that, stupid Washington). Congrats on the first win.
Chu: Probably should've gotten off the schneid last week. Don't count him out to not be a playoff spoiler. Brett has got to be feeling confident, but not stable against Chu. Matt Ryan wins when he throws 70 attempts a game, and so will Chu.