Alright, I was out of town last week, had family obligations and getting over an illne....just kidding. I just ignored you guys and forgot to do a post last week. Rather than just ranking people 1-10 like any ol' power ranking, I'll put everyone in tiers.

Tier 1

David: Good middle of the pack players turning into elite fantasy options with Nico Collins, Geno Smith and Kyren Williams all off to hot starts

Josh: Kamara looking like vintage Kamara and Mike Evans waltzing into the HoF are leading your team to a good 1st quarter. Also, Hubbard coming out of nowhere has been a great pickup for you.

Brett: The rookies and those awaiting trial for felonies on your starting roster are crushing it, but beware of injuries and the inevitable (maybe) return to earth from Daniels.

Tier 2

Literally everyone else. Only 40 pts separate 4th to 10th most pts, whereas there's a 55 pt difference between 3rd and 4th. Usually about this time in the season is where more separation will occur thanks to the injuries, bye weeks, and domestic violence accusations.

Far far too early playoff prediction you ask? Excluding myself, I'll go out on a limb and say Zack, Will and Mike will get into the playoffs on the backs of Gibbs, Josh Allen and Lamar, respectively.

Crime

As for interesting topic of the week, I found an interesting study done on the 2000 through 2014 seasons on crime statistics. It compares NFL player arrest data and compared it against US men aged 21-34. Here's a quick table on what NFL players do more or less than the general population.

NFL players do alot more...

Domestic Violence (12x more!), weapon crimes (3x more), sex offenses (3x more), murder (3x more) (thanks Aaron), gambling (2x more), disorderly conduct (2x more)

NFL players do alot less...

Fraud (10x less), Theft, Robbery, & Burglary (6x less), Vandalism (4x less)

NFL players do about the same...

Substance abuse, Assault, Prostitution-related

Enjoy the football week.

Chu