Football is finally here. That joy and potential that exists deep in our bellies before the season starts is gone. Injuries are here, Week 1 overreactions are here, David spent $35 on Taysom Hill. It's time for the grind. Pre-season trades have already happened. A total of $127 FAAB has been spent and it's only Week 2. The greatest 17 weeks of the year has come boys. Let's fucking go.

Power Rankings

Team Notes:

Jordan: I shit on the trade but you just got an RB1. Good luck with Shanahothand's RB committee by dice roll. Also with your team name --

Brett: I believe there's another Moore out there you can add to your lineup. He actually got 3 rec on 3 targets for 31 yards. Might as well collect all 5 <reuse infinity stone joke here>
Joe: Tough loss on a good week. Scary QB (not Lawrence), scary WRs, probably could shore up RBs. Good thing I've got a few wink wink.
Josh: Lucky win. Take 'em when you get 'em. Rodgers disappeared further up his own asshole in Week 1. He's the epitome of the high school senior who got held back 3 years and still believes that doing DMT and listening to Joe Rogan will help him get his GED. Oh and he's followed by a cadre of Freshman receivers who won't leave him alone.
Scott: Best team name hands down. Scary fuckin team again. The covid luck be your friend. You're easily gonna find serviceable WRs on the wire. Watch out for him to climb the rankings in the coming weeks.
Chu: Outside of CeeDee and Tyler Boyd, I don't think I've ever had anyone on your team on mine ever. Nice win last week. You're the team I'm gonna forget about until you beat me again in Week 10, and I really needed that win to be in the playoffs.
Will: Kareem Pie makes a return and this year he won't get suspended for beating the shit out of his girl in a Vegas hotel...right? Probably should've taken Henry over Harris in my first 2 picks. But I've got an irrational hard-on for Najee. Staffy and Lance need Kim Kardashian cumback weeks. Good thing I'm playing Boyer.
Mike: Your season took a shot (ehh? Too soon?) before we even began. Your "zero RB" that went away in round 4 was a bold strategy. I'd say it sucks that the Cowboys aren't putting Dak in IR but you're already full there anyway. Have fun with Baker. I think he's happier in Carolina though.
David: I'll give you the $10 that Josh owes me for the pronunciation of Tagovailoa's name if you can pronounce it right one time over 17 weeks. Also, $35 DOLLARS ON TAYSOM HILL? AND UNCONTESTED. *shrugs* I dunno I hope you know something I don't.
Boyer: Your starters will have a better week than week 1. Your bench is...well...those guys definitely play in the NFL. I can say that much for sure.

Week 1 by the numbers:

Highest points in loss:
Joe: 151.26
Lowest points in win:
Chu: 128.34
Biggest blowout:
Brett over Zack: +53.92
Narrow victory:
Josh over Mike: +1.06

Week 1 Lineup Efficiency:
Jordan: 97.93%
Joe: 95.76%
Brett: 95.02%
Mike: 89.32%
Josh: 88.01%
Chu: 87.9%
David: 87.04%
Boyer: 83.56%
Scott: 79.83%
Will: 76.82%

Week 1 Perfect Lineup:
QB: Patrick Mahomes (Josh, 38.7pts)
WR: Justin Jefferson (Brett, 37.9pts)
WR: Cooper Kupp (Joe, 26.3pts)
WR: Davante Adams(Jordan, 26.1pts)
RB: Saquon Barkley (Brett, 33.4pts)
RB: Jonathan Taylor (Chu, 28.5pts)
TE: Travis Kelce (Josh, 23.1pts)
WRT: D'Andre Swift (Scott, 26pts)
QWRT: Josh Allen (Scott, 31.5pts)
K: Younghoe Koo (FA, 19.1pts)
DEF: Pittsburgh (FA, 30pts)

Total: 320.6pts

Good luck in Week 2 boys. Hop in the Discord for the Thursday game. Thanks again to everyone who popped in the Redzone watch party on Sunday. Was super fun!